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//JAKOB M. BOYER//

Jakob Boyer is a science fiction novelist,and has written 4 books and 10 short stories. He was born in a small town in northwest Indiana, called Lowell where he also graduated from Lowell Highschool. Shortly after highschool, he went to Ball State University to further his education. He's recieved several achievements, such as the Pulitzer Prize in 1984.

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//JAKOB M. BOYER//

//Jakob Boyer// was born on the Moon, and fought space-bears in his early years. At the age of 16 he was drafted into //Hannibal's elephant army,// which everyone thought it'd be impossible to teach elephants to travel between planets/moons. Turns out it really was impossible, but Jakob became a hitch-hiker, and eventually made his way to Earth in order to further his education**. ** Jakob then wrote a book explaining why //1984// and //I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream// are really prophetical. His achievements in writing, science and math have convinced world renowned scientists to change the name of the element //Barium// to //Boyerium.// Jakob now spends his time writing 4 books a week, all of which are //New York Time's Best Sellers.//