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 * ** The following is a list of fun and interesting things one will learn on their own in college. ** ||

2.)It's amazing how long a pair of pants can go without a wash. 3.)It's amazing how long you can go without a wash. 4.)The "Lite" in beer doesn't always mean cheaper. 5.)You can't live off of cup'o'noodles all semester. 6.)You pull an all nighter so you can make it to a morning class. 7.)It worked. 8.)You drink Wed. night through Sun. night. 9.)Nobody calls you an alcoholic. 10.)Registration is like taking a trip to the DMV. 11.)You have a "Price Chopper Card". 12.)You use it. 13.)You buy beer at the Price Chopper cuz it's cheap. 14.)You've seen Animal House more than 10 times. 15.)You learn the value of a text book. 16.)You take that value and put it towards a night of drinking. 17.)Community bathrooms are not a "plus". 18.)You know and play asshole regularly. 19.)You don't go home to see your family, just for free laundry and food. 20.)You go for piles of change and pick out all the quarters 21.)You bought beer and cigarettes with loose change. 22.)Hard work does pay off. 23.)Lecture classes aren't a "must". 24.)You drink during finals week. 25.)Bartenders know you by name. 26.)You pay for things with exact change. 27.)Hangovers are just the first step towards getting really drunk again. 28.)Your school provides free transportation from the bars back to the dorms. 29.)Stealing evidence from crime scenes is fun and adventureous.(dedicated to steve and adam) 30.)Vodka mixes with anything 31.)Waking up next to someone you don't know isn't as cool as it sounds. 32.)Don't put your mouth on anything. 33.)Bring sandals for the shower. 34.)Jello Shots are the best medecine. 35.)Don't piss on your RA's door. (dedicated to glen bob square pants) 36.)Especially if they are really cool. 37.)You can make alot of money doing other people's work. 38.)Girls will do anything for beads! 39.)ANYTHING! 40.)Road trips can provide much needed relaxation. 41.)Student discounts work in the strangest places. 42.)You can compete in recreational sports really drunk. 43.)You don't need to be in a frat to have fun. 44.)Drinking 12 beers in 2 hours isnt as easy as it sounds. 45.)The smell of dryer sheets and sweet fragrances reminds me of smoking pot for some reason. weird. 46.)Beer is a great way to make friends. 47.)and weed is a great way to get them all together. 48.)Brita's are a must, even if your pouring mechanism isn't up to par. 49.)I hate snood. 50.)Jack Daniels does not mix with sprite. 51.)It aint bad with Dr. Thunder though. 52.)Broomball is the greatest game on earth.(hockey without skates & brooms for sticks) 53.)Campus computer networks suck. 54.)Don't hang beer banners over your door way from the smoke detector, it will only piss off your RHD. 55.)You must always under all circumstances have cheesy puffs within reaching distance, but invisible to the naked eye. 56.)Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you just screw yourself. 57.)Late night olympic hockey games are a brain fuck in the morning. 58.)Any twelve pack over $5.99 is an expensive night. 59.)School food gives you the shits. 60.)Visiting new friends homes is always an experience. 61.)Phone calls at 2:30 in the morning are usually not a good thing. 62.)It might just be impossible to go to college without a student loan. 63.)Dope Wars is a sick game to kill time with. 64.)Two words... Spring and Break. 65.)Mixing beers brings hangovers. 66.)Don't wear shirts bearing the name of your school to bars (it only emphasizes the fact that your a freshman). 67.)Make friends with people who can't stay out of trouble cuz sooner or later they will have a kickass apartment off campus. 68.)Never live with more than 3 people. 69.)Non fraternities throw the sickest parties on the planet 70.)On your 21st birthday you are exempt from class for the entire week. 71.)Route 17 in NY is the worst road ever constructed. 72.)If you live by the water at home do not attend a landlocked school. 73.)About .5% of things you say your gonna do actually get done. 74.)Do not bring open 12 packs into Subway after midnight, or anytime for that matter. 75.)You can only download so much porn before the motherboard fries itself in protest. 76.)Do not study on Friday or Saturday because that is just gay, I don't care how important that test is, go out fag. 77.)You have to apply to graduate, isn't that retarted? I applied to get in and now I have to apply to get out, what redundant shit. 78.)Protest your school the silent way and make them mail you your diploma. 79.)College rings are dumb and expensive...  80.)Go out drinking instead...  81.)You can get alot done with that kind of money. 82.)Taking pictures almost always insures regrets. 83.)Clean your room every once in a while, because you never know what you may find...(insert lame winking face here). 84.)Don't get involved with school activities unless you can do them bombed out of your mind. 85.)You can find reasons to party for almost any subject...  86.)Ex. I recently celebrated the fact that it was Tuesday.  87.)You take pride in being too lazy to play Varsity Lax. 88.)Puking in your dresser drawer sucks. 89.)Do not buy Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas in the middle of the semester. 90.)The weekend now includes more days than the actual week. 91.)Ragu tomato sauce can serve as a replacement for ketchup. 92.)Don't cross your legs under dorm desks, otherwise you will need your roomate to rescue you. ||  ||
 * || 1.)5$ is a lot of money